Tuesday, May 14, 2013

No moment like the present ... to be in time out

Just to prove that not everything over at our house is unicorn pooping rainbows, Lucy had a record number of Time Outs today.  Here they are, with their reasons.

1. Singing (loudly) her new song, entitled "My crotch has wrinkles" at preschool.
2. Licking my face while I was holding her over a public toilet.
3. Stealing a package of M & Ms from the pharmacy.
4. Letting our indoor cat our of the house, on purpose.
5. A sneak-attack coloring on MY face with magic marker during "rest" time.
6. Throwing a package of raspberries across the car.
7. Chewing and licking the PACKAGE of kettle corn, after I told her we couldn't buy it, forcing us to buy it.
8. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
9. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
10. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
11. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
12. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
13.  Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
14. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
15. Screaming at the top of her lungs, for no particular reason.
 



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