Healthy Eating

Lucy: Can we drink this strawberry juice today?
Me:  No, I don't want to open it until after I finish the 21 Day Fix​ so I can drink it with you guys.
Lucy: Why is this 21-Day Fix so important to you?
Me: Because it's teaching me to eat healthier.
Lucy: If you're eating healthier why are you only doing it for 21 days?  Why not forever?

Touche, 5-year-old, you win.  I'm still drinking the strawberry juice on Monday.

Mr. Tiki

Lucy thinks Donald Trump's name is "Robert Tiki."  From hence forth The Trump shall only be referred to as Mr. Tiki in our home.

Breakfast?

Lucy on peach and blackberry crisp ...
Lucy:  I think you misread the directions mom.  Desserts are made with sugar, not oatmeal.