Lucy: A girl pushed me into the sandbox today.
Me: Oh yeah? That must of hurt your feelings.
Lucy: No! It didn't hurt my feelings! It broke my heart!
Monday, September 30, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Sweet Dreams
Lucy has been waking up at 2 a.m. with a series of strange requests. Several weeks ago it was, "Where's my pink drink?" Two nights ago it was, "I want a mountain of babies! I can't sleep without a mountain of babies!" Last night it was, "Where is my balloon? I must have it tied to my arm!" Here's to hoping we all sleep through the night tonight without being disrupted by loud iterations of whatever is happening in her dreams.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Gross
Lucy: I love ponies so much I want to eat them!
Me: Eww! Don't eat a pony!
Lucy: It would be a dead pony. People love to eat dead things, like cows and chickens.
Ummm ... how to explain the social rejection of horse meat ...
Me: Eww! Don't eat a pony!
Lucy: It would be a dead pony. People love to eat dead things, like cows and chickens.
Ummm ... how to explain the social rejection of horse meat ...
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Poop humor
While at an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet ...
Lucy (loudly): Who wants to poop in their pants?!?
(awkward silence)
Me: Lucy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Lucy: Yes.
Lucy (loudly): Who wants to poop in their pants?!?
(awkward silence)
Me: Lucy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Lucy: Yes.
We'll never be royals ...
Today we were over working on the new house when I farted. It happened to be a particularly smelly fart.
Lucy: Ew! Mom! That is NOT royalty! You're supposed to be a queen, not a farter!
Lucy: Ew! Mom! That is NOT royalty! You're supposed to be a queen, not a farter!
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Tone it down
In the checkout of CVS, Lucy is dancing while two elderly African-American women wait in line behind us.
Lucy: Mom, those women think I'm gorgeous.
Me: Oh really? Did they say that?
Elderly Women: No, we didn't. But, of course she is.
Me: And humble too.
Lucy: Mom, those women think I'm gorgeous.
Me: Oh really? Did they say that?
Elderly Women: No, we didn't. But, of course she is.
Me: And humble too.
Monday, September 2, 2013
Hopeless
We arrived at the beach yesterday and Lucy was so excited, she couldn't fall asleep. I spent an hour with her, then my mom spent an hour. Finally, my mom said, "How about I get you some warm milk. Do you think that will help you fall asleep?"
Lucy (with a dramatic sigh): "We can only hope."
Lucy (with a dramatic sigh): "We can only hope."
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