Lucy: I want to be a hairdresser for the circus when I grow up.
It's the "for the circus" part that I'm a little worried about.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Potty humor
Lucy's been really into knock-knock jokes lately. These two are so ridiculous I end up busting out laughing every time.
Lucy: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Lucy: Hurty.
Me: Hurty who?
Lucy: Hurty butthole!
Lucy: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Lucy: Shampoo.
Me: Shampoo who?
Lucy: Sham-poopoo Bush.
Lucy: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Lucy: Hurty.
Me: Hurty who?
Lucy: Hurty butthole!
Lucy: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Lucy: Shampoo.
Me: Shampoo who?
Lucy: Sham-poopoo Bush.
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Every Heartbeat
Me (singing Whitney Houston): I wanna know if he really loves me! I'll say a prayer with every heart beat!
Lucy: Mom, that's too many prayers.
Lucy: Mom, that's too many prayers.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Don't step on the grass
Lucy: Don't step on the crack or you'll break your mother's back!
Me: Is that why you think my back hurts today? You stepped on a crack?
Lucy: Yeah. I made up another one for daddy. Don't step on the grass or you'll break you father's -
Caleb: I don't like where this is going.
Lucy: - back!
Saved again by the 5-year-old's limited knowledge of rhyming words!
Me: Is that why you think my back hurts today? You stepped on a crack?
Lucy: Yeah. I made up another one for daddy. Don't step on the grass or you'll break you father's -
Caleb: I don't like where this is going.
Lucy: - back!
Saved again by the 5-year-old's limited knowledge of rhyming words!
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Nuggy
Lucy: I named my belly button 'nuggy'. Nuggy comforts me.
I can't say I've ever been comforted by my belly button.
I can't say I've ever been comforted by my belly button.
Friday, January 9, 2015
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