Old Lady at the mall: Well, hello. Aren't you cute!
Lucy: No, I not cute. I just fine!
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Robot Maid
Lucy: "I want to be a robot when I grow up."
Me: "Oh really? What kind of robot?"
Lucy: "One that makes beds."
In the middle of the children's sermon on Sunday, Shawn Gerber elaborated on the parable of the speck and the plank in the eye. Lucy concluded it by standing up and screaming, "Squirrels!"
Me: "Oh really? What kind of robot?"
Lucy: "One that makes beds."
In the middle of the children's sermon on Sunday, Shawn Gerber elaborated on the parable of the speck and the plank in the eye. Lucy concluded it by standing up and screaming, "Squirrels!"
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Nothing says "Happy Birthday!" like a Band-Aid
Anyone
who follows me on Pinterest knows I'm semi-obsessed with planning
themed birthday parties. It seems Lucy has inherited this. In the last
month she has requested a flamingo themed birthday, a robot themed
birthday, and – my personal favorite - a bandage themed birthday.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Little Red Hen Girl
This
morning we made cookies. Lucy began licking the beaters while they
were resting in between mixing the flour into the butter and sugar.
Me: "Don't lick the beaters yet, we still need them."
Lucy: "But I'm only trying to help, like the Little Red Hen."
Me: "Oh I see. And who will help me lick the beaters?"
Lucy: "I WILL!"
Me: "Don't lick the beaters yet, we still need them."
Lucy: "But I'm only trying to help, like the Little Red Hen."
Me: "Oh I see. And who will help me lick the beaters?"
Lucy: "I WILL!"
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Will-ful
Lucy: "I need to go roller skating."
Me: "You don't need to go roller skating, you want to go roller skating."
Lucy: "No, I need to go roller skating."
Me: "No, needs are things you need to stay healthy and alive like sleep and food and shelter and protection. You don't need to roller skate."
Lucy thinks about it for a while.
Lucy: "I WILL go roller skating."
Me: "You don't need to go roller skating, you want to go roller skating."
Lucy: "No, I need to go roller skating."
Me: "No, needs are things you need to stay healthy and alive like sleep and food and shelter and protection. You don't need to roller skate."
Lucy thinks about it for a while.
Lucy: "I WILL go roller skating."
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Kindly wait to kill babies
Lucy: "What does that sign say?"
Me: "What do you think it says?"
Lucy: "Don't kill babies."
Me: "Close. It says, 'kindly wait to be seated.'"
Me: "What do you think it says?"
Lucy: "Don't kill babies."
Me: "Close. It says, 'kindly wait to be seated.'"
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Bothering my toast
Lucy: "Daddy, stop hurting my toast!"
Caleb: "Lucy, I need to use a knife to cut it. See, now I'm buttering it."
Lucy: "No! Stop it! Stop bothering it!"
Caleb: "Lucy, I need to use a knife to cut it. See, now I'm buttering it."
Lucy: "No! Stop it! Stop bothering it!"
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Dick's the Pick
I have an update on Lucy's "DICK!" comment from yesterday. I really couldn't figure out where she had learned
that word, until this morning I realized that yesterday we were driving
through our neighborhood and saw a political sign for a guy running for
our local neighborhood HOA that said, "Dick's the Pick!" Lucy asked me
what the sign said and I read it out loud to her and laughed. She must
have caught from our brief conversation that the word "Dick" is funny.
Worst political campaign slogan ever.
Worst political campaign slogan ever.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Restaurant Proclamations Part II
Without any forewarning or context, Lucy screamed "DICK!" today when we
were eating out at a local restaurant. It happens to be the same
restaurant that just a few months ago she announced, "My daddy threw up
in the woods!" We've only been to the restaurant twice. I have a
feeling we won't be welcomed back.
In other news, Lucy has yet to learn that announcing "I'm asleep!" into the baby monitor isn't fooling anyone.
In other news, Lucy has yet to learn that announcing "I'm asleep!" into the baby monitor isn't fooling anyone.
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