Being a Mommy

Lucy said, "I know what I want to be when I grow up--a Mommy because it's the best. But it's so, so hard because kids whine so much!"

Scare Mommies Club

Lucy:  I've created a new club, called the Scare Mommies Club.
Me: Oh, yeah?  Is that for Halloween?
Lucy:  Yes.
Me: What do you do in your club?
Lucy: We take watering cans and pour water on rugs. And hide our toothbrushes.

Indeed, she knows how to strike fear into the heart of every mom.

Captain Bread Hook

Puce

Lucy:  That color looks like Annie poop.
It was an accurate description.

Future Nurse of America

Me: Why are there pieces of masking tape on Annie's head?
Lucy: Because I am playing nurse and those are bandaids.

Not pictured: very nearly testing Annie's reflexes with a real hammer.

This is why I am afraid to go to the bathroom.