Pathological?

Lucy: "I love telling lies to people.  And my nose doesn't even grow."
Pinocchio, you've created a monster.

Never Never Land

While at Target ...
Me: Okay, we still need security envelopes, trash bags and bandaids.
Lucy: Aww, none of those are fun things.
Me: Sorry hunny, but sometimes adults have to buy boring things.
Lucy: That's exactly why I never want to grow up. I only want to buy fun things for the rest of my life.

Your OTHER ankle

Lucy: You know what I call this? (Points to her hip)
Me: What? Your hip?
Lucy: No, my butt ankle. Because it helps your leg like your ankle helps your foot, but it's close to my butt.