Lucy: What is meatloaf?
Me: Well, it depends. It is either a loaf of
meat that you eat for dinner, or it is a man who sings "And I would do
anything for love."
Lucy: Oh. I thought that was Jesus.
Meatloaf. Jesus. What's the difference?
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Get real Mom ...
Lucy: Can I have the Disney Pampered Princess Pets?
Me: We'll see. Maybe it'll be a special present your sister brings you from heaven.
Lucy: How will THAT fit in the uterus?
Me: We'll see. Maybe it'll be a special present your sister brings you from heaven.
Lucy: How will THAT fit in the uterus?
Friday, February 7, 2014
Get your priorities straight
Lucy: Can we eat out at a restaurant tonight?
Me: No, honey, sorry. We're going to eat at home today. We're trying to save money for some nice curtains. Won't that be nice?
Lucy: I don't know, mommy. You can't eat curtains.
Me: No, honey, sorry. We're going to eat at home today. We're trying to save money for some nice curtains. Won't that be nice?
Lucy: I don't know, mommy. You can't eat curtains.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
To the ends of the earth ...
Lucy: "Kids don't know a lot of things. Like, I still don't know where the golf ball goes on the last hole of putt putt."
Yes, these are the pressing questions of humanity.
Yes, these are the pressing questions of humanity.
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