Thursday, February 20, 2014

Meatloaf

Lucy: What is meatloaf?
Me: Well, it depends. It is either a loaf of meat that you eat for dinner, or it is a man who sings "And I would do anything for love."
Lucy: Oh. I thought that was Jesus.
Meatloaf.  Jesus.  What's the difference?

Monday, February 17, 2014

Get real Mom ...

Lucy: Can I have the Disney Pampered Princess Pets?
Me:  We'll see.  Maybe it'll be a special present your sister brings you from heaven.
Lucy:  How will THAT fit in the uterus?

Friday, February 7, 2014

Get your priorities straight

Lucy: Can we eat out at a restaurant tonight?
Me: No, honey, sorry.  We're going to eat at home today.  We're trying to save money for some nice curtains.  Won't that be nice?
Lucy: I don't know, mommy.  You can't eat curtains.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

To the ends of the earth ...

Lucy: "Kids don't know a lot of things.  Like, I still don't know where the golf ball goes on the last hole of putt putt."
Yes, these are the pressing questions of humanity.