Saturday, March 30, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

These are a few of my favorite things ...

In tonight's bedtime prayers, Lucy thanks God for "my favorite things" - "boogers, daffodils and planets." 

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Kevlar Dancewear

Lucy: What's a tutu?
Me: You know what a tutu is! It's a skirt that goes around your waist.
Lucy: No! It doesn't go around your waist! It goes around your intestines! Tutus are for protecting intestines!

Friday, March 22, 2013

Womp. Womp.

While at Target ...
Lucy: "Mom!  Look!  Easter candy!  Can I get some?"
Me: "No, sorry, you'll have to wait until Easter."
Lucy: "Womp. Womp."
Yes, that's right.  She said, "Womp. Womp."  And in a proper context!  So proud.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

True obesity ... 1,321 times the size of planet Earth

Lucy's fascination with planets continues.  While standing in line at the bank yesterday behind a very large man ...
Lucy:  "That guy is as big as JUPITER!"
How do you explain that one away to the unsuspecting stranger?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

A mouth full of cabinets

Lucy:  "Mom, I need to brush my teeth this morning or else I might get a cabinet."
Me: "A cabinet?"
Lucy: "Yeah, mom.  A hole in your teeth.  A cabinet."

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Punny

Lucy made up her first punny joke today.
Lucy: "A cat that's allergic is a-purr-gic."
She needs to work on her delivery, but for a 3-year-old, it isn't half bad.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Iconic Barbara

Today we were talking about our trip to Seattle.  Lucy was super disappointed when I told her the Space Needle can't actually fly to space.
Lucy:  "I think the Space Needle needs a different name.  Maybe Barbara?"

Friday, March 8, 2013

Everyday is Christmas Day

I love that Lucy thinks that anytime is an appropriate time to belt out "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer."  Even on a rush hour trolley in Seattle in the middle of March.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Circus Candles

I thought taking Lucy to the Yankee Candle Store would be a good toddler outing - learning about our senses and different smells.  I did not like the looks the store clerks gave me when she opened every candle and proclaimed, "This smells like pachyderms!"

Friday, March 1, 2013

First recognizable drawing of a human form

"That's my daddy. His hair stands up because it's a little dry." 
I wish Caleb really did have a unibrow-mohawk.

My little Galileo

Lucy's really into outer space right now. 

After watching an episode of Cat in the Hat featuring planets ...
Lucy: "but Mom, they didn't discuss Ceres and the other dwarf planets." 

On a winding road behind another car ...
Lucy: "When we go around these curves, why is that car tilting to the side like Uranus?" 

She's 3. How does she know more than me (and PBS) about planets?